If Singapore was a Company?

So once again its a Sunday, doesn't it seem to always pass by so fast?

Perhaps (yes, its perhAps), we can try to cheer u up with a little light read? the Fad boy has always been kind of like an anti conformist (to a certain political party). So when a certain thought strikes him about the possibility of a Singapore.com instead of .gov, he feels a need to express this emotional outflow...

Well, we don't intend to be taken down for writing this so it will just be a light read and represents the view of the Fad boy and the thousand others who feels the same but do not dare to speak up.

Ok, so what happens if Singaore is to be a company? What would really happen?

1. We would have a huge divide between top management and the general workers pay packages. Obviously the lack of a min wage rate within the company doesn't help this situation. And our CEO would want to double all top management compensation to ensure "loyalty".

2. We would have a very LONG heirechey. Every 4 yrs or so, we have to create a new mentorship position to "coach" our CEO (although the age of these CEO taking up position has been getting higher and higher). We will have SCEO, MMCEO, maybe we should have SMMCEO soon.

3. The trade union will provide for other services, like selling groceries, providing insurance, cremetory services but somehow will not have time to listen to our general workers (which happens to be their actual job?).

4. To control the flow of traffic within the company, we will keep setting up new entry point before existing entry points to deter people who REALLY need to get to where they need to go.

5. And when that doesn't work as well as we hope it to be, we use our high technology to take payments from these entry points. That will "definitely" help the situation!

6. Our management will not have to worry about competitors because the good ones are either bankrupt, exile or dead. While the rest, lets not even talk about the crazy things they did.

7. Except for the lack of HumanRights practices, which might get us into trouble if we were listed in the USA, we can easily go around these issues by just listing somewhere that would not care less.

Well, all in all.. We will be an efficient and effective company which generates increasing profits, which always get prizes for being competitive and have a management who expects the workforce to be ALWAYs behind them.

Kudos for all the hardwork done in bringing us to be such a successful company, but maybe we should consider that afterall Singapore is a Country.

ps: some people are warning me against such a post, but i do believe that there is not enough pple reading this to make it a big hooha a certain amount of free speech exist in this country.